"I don't know you! That's my purse!" closely followed by "That's how I get down, Son!"
7 years ago
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
The Worst Teacher I Ever Had
Mrs. Soltice in the 1st grade. She got in my face and called me a "jackass" because I wouldn't stay still in line or something like that. Spittle flew out of her mouth and hit me in the eye.
Mrs. Fauntleroy was another gem. She swore I had "problems at home" and had me sent to the principal's office based on a misunderstanding. She mistakenly gave me an assignment that I had already completed. I brought this to her attention and she said I was trying to cheat or something like that. Nevermind the fact that I was probably the best student in the class. The entire class was basically yelling at her, trying to tell her she was making a mistake, but she had me sent away anyway. First and last time ever in the principal's office.
Friday, July 16, 2010
The World Would Be a Better Place If...
If you and I can get along, then why can't those other human bastards make peace on their own
We could all just get along. Most people are too selfish and always trying to compete with their fellow man. Yes, survival of the fittest works great for the animal world, but we are humans and should reach for something better than that.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
My Favorite Quote of All Time
"Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill." --Blade
Most people are in a constant struggle to ice-skate uphill. It's an impossible task and they will never reach the top of that hill, but that doesn't stop them from trying. Most don't even know they're doing it.
Assess your situation and adapt your strategy. Don't just keep banging your head against a wall. Don't just keep doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
Monday, February 02, 2009
If you pay me enough, I'll sing these songs at a karaoke bar
It's cheesy enough to be available as a karaoke option, but not cheesy enough that I don't know all the words.
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